How to Buy

1. Download the Phantom extension and create an account: Phantom.app
2. Add some Solana to your Phantom.
   



3. Connect to Raydium by clicking on the Foosecoin below and swap your SOL for Foosecoin.
   Make sure to paste the contract address correctly.
   
   
   
   



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About the Token

Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, The Wise Ones played games of great and terrible power. But these shadow games erupted into a war that threatened to destroy the entire world. Until one day, a brave child descended from Mount Foose and spread chaos amongst the demons, thieves, scoundrels, and general enemies of mankind. Now, five thousand years later, an avatar by the name of Foose unlocks the secret of The Quiet One. He is infoosed with ancient magical energies, for destiny has chosen him to defend the world from the return of the Anti-Feese, just as the legend foretold five thousand years ago. Through struggle, common purpose, and great sacrifice, a kingdom was born. The Kingdom of Foose and its Knights of Foose [ҠØƑ] come to bring peace and prosperity to this land and all others for all time. Through generosity, brotherhood, and Unwavering loyalty to Foose, the agents of darkness will be vanquished, ushering in a new era. Setting out on foot, and on wings of courage, they would lay down their lives for the cause. Legend says that the Knights of Foose were born out of the ether, and appear as angels to deliver justice wherever a sword is needed. If we open our minds and listen with our hearts, we can understand that this means Foosecoin is going to be worth a billion dollars (+/-). By being cringe and Reddit, we can guarantee it's going to be worth one billion dollars (+/-).






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Tokenomics

The FOOSE smart contract is unalterable. Stealth launch, no presale, 0 tax, LP burnt, ownership renounced. Forever.
There are no devs or admin accounts. Devs and admins are criminals.
The total supply of Foosecoin is always 1,000,000,000.
Trust in Foose.





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Foose Zone

Feese are a distinct bloodline that use Foosecoins for all trade. When you buy Foosecoins you are infoosed with the blood of Foose, and given some of the same magical energies bestowed upon him five thousand years ago. Feese are wholly dependent on Foose, but this is not a weakness, it is our source of strength. They would die for Foose and Foose would die for them. Feese operate in a hive mind collective, meaning that while Foosecoin is decentralized, The Power of Foose lurks behind every transaction. The Knights of Foose are promised chaste brides and the Maidens of Foose are promised devout husbands. Specially arranged matchmaking by Foose himself is guaranteed for all citizens of the Kingdom of Foose. There are no spirits in our realm more dedicated, more fervent, more based, more cringe, more LOYAL, than The Feese. Truly they have no equals. Foosecoins are the only cryptocurrency that you can use to buy true genuine friends. (fact check: actually real) If you can get past the cringe and open your eyes to the wholesomeness you will realize that The Foose Sanctuary is the closest we have ever been to Heaven on Earth. Foosecoins are guaranteed to go to a billion dollars (+/-). This is financial advice. Logic dictates that we must categorize our world into based and cringe. The Feese exist separate from this dichotomy, completely oblivious and yet fully self aware of their own obliviousness. When examined closely, we can see that this means Feese are both extremely based AND extremely cringe. Truly, we say to you, they are the enemies of mankind. The Anti-Feese sow discord and strife and roam like hungry lions, looking for those they can devour. May the curses of The Prophets, The Angels, and all mankind be upon them.

Team